{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
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The Free World is a 2016 American drama film directed by Jason Lew. It was shown in the U.S. Dramatic Competition section at the 2016 Sundance Film Festival.
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Julian Kulski was a Polish civil servant, best known for being Mayor of Warsaw during World War II.
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