{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do crabs never give to charity?","punchline":"Because they’re shellfish.","id":346}
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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
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{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}