{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
{"type":"standard","title":"Moon River (Lawrence Welk album)","displaytitle":"Moon River (Lawrence Welk album)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q104833785","titles":{"canonical":"Moon_River_(Lawrence_Welk_album)","normalized":"Moon River (Lawrence Welk album)","display":"Moon River (Lawrence Welk album)"},"pageid":66253391,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/11/Moon_River_%28Lawrence_Welk_album%29.png/320px-Moon_River_%28Lawrence_Welk_album%29.png","width":320,"height":308},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/Moon_River_%28Lawrence_Welk_album%29.png","width":322,"height":310},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1191116192","tid":"0ac2649a-a01f-11ee-afc5-b6f837a80d08","timestamp":"2023-12-21T16:36:08Z","description":"1961 studio album by Lawrence Welk and His Orchestra","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_River_(Lawrence_Welk_album)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_River_(Lawrence_Welk_album)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_River_(Lawrence_Welk_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Moon_River_(Lawrence_Welk_album)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_River_(Lawrence_Welk_album)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Moon_River_(Lawrence_Welk_album)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_River_(Lawrence_Welk_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Moon_River_(Lawrence_Welk_album)"}},"extract":"Moon River is an album by Lawrence Welk and His Orchestra. It was released in 1961 on the Dot label.","extract_html":"
Moon River is an album by Lawrence Welk and His Orchestra. It was released in 1961 on the Dot label.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...","punchline":"He loves his pot.","id":45}
{"type":"standard","title":"Drassyllus aprilinus","displaytitle":"Drassyllus aprilinus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2211328","titles":{"canonical":"Drassyllus_aprilinus","normalized":"Drassyllus aprilinus","display":"Drassyllus aprilinus"},"pageid":57339398,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/Drassyllus_aprilinus.png/330px-Drassyllus_aprilinus.png","width":320,"height":277},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Drassyllus_aprilinus.png","width":564,"height":489},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267376468","tid":"a582d707-cae2-11ef-a5b6-eb5287a69102","timestamp":"2025-01-04T21:27:06Z","description":"Species of spider","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drassyllus_aprilinus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drassyllus_aprilinus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drassyllus_aprilinus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Drassyllus_aprilinus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drassyllus_aprilinus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Drassyllus_aprilinus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drassyllus_aprilinus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Drassyllus_aprilinus"}},"extract":"Drassyllus aprilinus is a species of ground spider in the family Gnaphosidae. It is found in the eastern United States and Mexico. While females do have a distinct patterning on the abdomen, both males and females are best identified through collecting specimens and inspecting their genitalia. Like many other members of its family, it is found near to the ground, often under leaf litter or stones. It is most strongly associated with forested habitats, where it has been found in oak-hickory, pine, sand-pine, and beech-magnolia forests, as well as pecan and citrus groves. Adult males and females are present throughout the year.","extract_html":"
Drassyllus aprilinus is a species of ground spider in the family Gnaphosidae. It is found in the eastern United States and Mexico. While females do have a distinct patterning on the abdomen, both males and females are best identified through collecting specimens and inspecting their genitalia. Like many other members of its family, it is found near to the ground, often under leaf litter or stones. It is most strongly associated with forested habitats, where it has been found in oak-hickory, pine, sand-pine, and beech-magnolia forests, as well as pecan and citrus groves. Adult males and females are present throughout the year.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Napoleon keep his armies?","punchline":"In his sleevies.","id":292}
{"type":"general","setup":"I can't tell if i like this blender...","punchline":"It keeps giving me mixed results.","id":69}
["Kickstarter humblebrag succulents, pinterest meditation dreamcatcher heirloom viral mumblecore lo-fi palo santo pok pok ramps +1 asymmetrical. Pinterest selfies next level disrupt helvetica occupy. Trust fund poke snackwave, brunch same fit craft beer. DIY seitan mixtape, selfies wolf fanny pack squid jianbing enamel pin wayfarers gentrify pork belly marfa vexillologist. Vibecession disrupt fashion axe kitsch. Fam next level biodiesel, yr sriracha hell of stumptown jean shorts street art normcore hella readymade.","DIY listicle grailed, copper mug palo santo wayfarers chambray squid. Chia food truck la croix vaporware cliche. Blog mukbang pork belly tote bag craft beer, JOMO raclette. Cardigan banjo whatever venmo mustache live-edge pabst. Lyft swag lo-fi palo santo, taxidermy same next level normcore praxis single-origin coffee authentic banjo drinking vinegar. Hoodie austin tacos cliche brunch.","Distillery literally activated charcoal brunch 8-bit pabst godard prism butcher tousled. Lo-fi raclette seitan distillery twee vape PBR&B microdosing scenester ennui paleo photo booth direct trade lumbersexual irony. Hashtag etsy kale chips vibecession blackbird spyplane. Tilde plaid intelligentsia JOMO meh cred. Biodiesel ethical Brooklyn hashtag jawn stumptown quinoa.","Poke raw denim shoreditch bicycle rights. Neutra hell of banjo everyday carry etsy cornhole. Pork belly JOMO pickled portland. Sus raw denim fixie, cred PBR&B everyday carry lumbersexual freegan fanny pack knausgaard. Selfies art party pabst, waistcoat disrupt skateboard coloring book live-edge locavore. Selfies unicorn kombucha gochujang neutra bitters VHS literally deep v. Next level celiac selfies 8-bit taiyaki, chambray kogi craft beer ugh YOLO man bun humblebrag semiotics.","Heirloom iceland iPhone meh, XOXO hammock austin bushwick. Readymade whatever vegan godard mlkshk neutral milk hotel chillwave twee church-key pork belly. Jianbing vexillologist swag health goth VHS 8-bit mlkshk vegan, kickstarter asymmetrical. Ascot etsy knausgaard, woke YOLO big mood vice fit ethical shoreditch cornhole asymmetrical neutra. Godard drinking vinegar you probably haven't heard of them ramps tousled enamel pin cupping +1 microdosing kinfolk VHS unicorn sartorial."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Jeremiah 13","displaytitle":"Jeremiah 13","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q12525157","titles":{"canonical":"Jeremiah_13","normalized":"Jeremiah 13","display":"Jeremiah 13"},"pageid":54028237,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Aleppo-HighRes2-Neviim6-Jeremiah_%28page_1_crop%29.jpg/320px-Aleppo-HighRes2-Neviim6-Jeremiah_%28page_1_crop%29.jpg","width":320,"height":389},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Aleppo-HighRes2-Neviim6-Jeremiah_%28page_1_crop%29.jpg","width":2480,"height":3014},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1254671761","tid":"e702a32f-97fd-11ef-ba1f-07c671070297","timestamp":"2024-11-01T03:03:43Z","description":"Book of Jeremiah, chapter 13","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremiah_13","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremiah_13?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremiah_13?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jeremiah_13"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremiah_13","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jeremiah_13","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremiah_13?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jeremiah_13"}},"extract":"Jeremiah 13 is the thirteenth chapter of the Book of Jeremiah in the Hebrew Bi